Were the millers quotes
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From Wikiquot; We're the Millers is a 2013 American comedy film directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber. It was released in the U. S. on August 7, 2013 by Warner Bros. Pictures and New Line Cinema. If Anyone Asks Contents 1 David Clark 2 Dialogue 3 Cast 4 External links David Clark[edit] [ Speaking to Brad on the phone] I'm here to pick up a smidge of pot. This is not a smidge of pot! You got me moving enough weed to kill Willie Nelson, man! Dialogue[edit] Rose: You're not a neighbor. You're a drug dealer. Whose apartment smells like cheese and feet? David: Mm. Yeah, it's a candle I got from Anthropologie. Cheesy Feet is what they call it. It's a best-seller. Kenny: Hey, David. David: Hi, Kenny. Kenny: So I heard you and Miss O' Riley fighting. David: Its called flirting, Kenny. you'll learn about it in college. What the hell you doing up. Its almost two am. Where's your mom? Kenny: Uh, She went for a drink with a friend. David: When? Kenny: Last week. So I got my whole place to myself. Rolling Han Solo for the weekend. Um, speaking of rolling, I was wondering. David: I don't sell to kids Kenny. Kenny: I'm 18, Im gonna get my own place soon. I'm not a kid, David. David: Yeah, you are, take care. [ Kenny has noticed three men harassing a young woman in an alleyway so Kenny has walked over] David: Goddammit, Kenny. [ David follows Kenny] David: Hey hey hey hey easy easy, whats going on here? Street thug: Mind your own fucking business old man. David: Oh my god, you're a dude. I was like, what the hell, I mean your voice was much deeper that your bone structure. Casey: These assholes are trying to steal my i Phone. David: Wait, you have an i Phone? Aren't you homeless? Casey: So? Fuck you dude. [ Note: Not clear who she says this to] David: Okay, this was fun, carry on. Kenny: Wait, no. These guys are picking on this girl, and it's not fair. Street thug 2: What the fuck are you.
We're the Millers movie quot;s tell the hilarious tale of a drug dealer who hires a fake family to help him smuggle drugs. The comedy film was directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber using a story by Bob Fisher and Steve Faber, who collaborated on the screenplay with Sean Anders and John Morris. We're the Millers opened in the United States on August 7, 2013. In We're the Millers, small time drug dealer David Burke ( Jason Sudeikis) is tasked by his boss Brad Gurdlinger ( Ed Helms) to pick up a smidge of marijuana in Mexico and bring it back to the states. David knows that bringing drugs through customs is risky so he assembles a team to pose as his family so they can travel in an RV without suspicion. David hires two local kids, Kenny and Casey ( Will Poilter and Emma Roberts, respectively) to play his children and his stripper neighbor Rose ( Jennifer Aniston) to play his wife. All is going reasonably well until they learn that a smidge means an RV full of drugs, their vehicle breaks down and the international drug lord from whom they got the drugs is after them. We're the Millers hits theaters right smack in the middle of the summer of 2013, which is already filled with other great movies such as Elysium, 2 Guns, Blue Jasmine, The Wolverine, The To Do List, Only God Forgives, Girl Most Likely, Red 2, R. I. P. D., Pacific Rim, Grown Ups 2, The Lone Ranger, Despicable Me 2, The Heat, White House Down, World War Z, Man of Steel, This Is the End, and Olympus Has Fallen. List Photo: user uploaded image.
The top We're The Millers quot;s selected by the Rotten Tomatoes community. Login to submit a quot;! Casey Mathis: Okay, what? Kenny Rossmore: What do you mean? Casey Mathis: I mean, do you wanna talk about it? Or are you gonna keep moping around like someone kicked you in the vagina? David Clark: Yeah, or send one of those damn text messages you're always sending out there, Hey, it's me Casey, I'm not dead in a ditch, L- O- L, little picture of a fucking whale, hashtag yolo. Kymberly: Did you hear the good news? Now we get to fuck the customers for money! David Clark: Go buy some new clothes. You look like Eminem from 8 Mile. Rose O' Reilly: I've got a bingo! Rose O' Reilly: Love to play bingo. David Clark: Fuck off, real life Flanders. Scottie P: You know what I'm sayin'? David Clark: Well, I'm awake and I speak English, so, yeah, I do know what you're saying. David Clark: You had me steal from a Mexican drug lord! Brad Gurdlinger: It was kind of a dick move. David Clark: You got me moving enough weed to kill Willie fucking Nelson, man! Brad Gurdlinger: David Clark, you're a hard man to find. Take it easy on the plastic. David Clark: Brad, what the fuck is this look? Man, I was going to call you back. Do not kill me, I got robbed I swear. Brad Gurdlinger: Wait, what? Oh the plastic. David Clark: Yeah the plastic. I've seen Dexter. Kenny Rossmore: I can't feel my bingo.